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The 3 Little Pigs

I have concluded that hidden behind this story is more than meets the eye. I suspect that the wolf  has figured out a way to bamboozle the pigs. Remember they are none too bright and only believe their eyes. Now the wolf was none too pleased that his will was stymied so he decided it was time for a secret superweapon.
    It took many years of head scratching and the wolf could come up with no solution. It practically ruined his enjoyment in life but he did have one leasure activity that he still enjoyed and that was going to the opera. He liked to sneek a beer while watching but one performance had this unpleasant result..    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgxRg3pnBWo
  Far from being upset he was stunned to see something that appeared impossible. After some study he learned that this resulted from what is commonly known as resonance. What he had experienced was nothing compared to the story he was told about steel being bent out of shape by a slight breeze. This could not be true but lo and behold he learned of this incident.   http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2420924871939323797&q=tacoma+narrows+bridge&ei=bT5ASOuhDZP8rALPjOnKCA&hl=en 
  Now he believed that he at last had a way to show the idiotic pigs a lesson they would not soon forget. He set to work immediately and came up with this.. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4774611436330665057 
&q=haarp&ei=V3sqSJDZN5mwrQLA57nCBw&hl=en

and http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7362654414854845205&q=haarp&ei=uXsqSIf8HIP8rQKJo8SUCg&hl=en  
   The wicked wolf believed that now it was time for the 3 little pigs tp get what was coming to them. He pressed the button but to his surprise a cyclone hit the shack next to where the pigs were holed up. Undaunted the wolf pressed the button again and this time a monster earthquake demolished the house of bricks. Without fanfare the wolf gobbled down the 3 little pigs and at least he lived happily ever after.
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12 May 2008

The Greatest Con of Alltime

- Have the Russians taken the West for a ride.

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29 Apr 2008

Part2

Part 2. Continueing on the theme of why rational people become so attached to politicians that under normal conditions they would not even socialise in a pub with. Many are afraid to accept reality and they cling to a Saviour that they believe will make everything right. They are chicks who even though they have been forced out of the nest they still must construct an imagionary haven and an all knowing and benevolent Mother Goose to look after them. These young birds will be taxed to the extent that they are at any time close to financial disastor.. In this precarious position their anxiety will be kept at a maximum level by constant media hype dealing with the problems of retirement, health care, kids education and such. They never realise that if they were paying 20000 dollars less per year taxes they could retire on a nest egg of over 2 million if the invested at even a moderate return. Seeing a bleak future many will tend to look to government to provide these services which should be cheap but are not. From this point on no matter how clear it is that mother goose does not care for these chicks, and why should she, the truth will be avoided. That is why Hillary is forgiven for the sniper fire tall tale and Obama is forgiven for associating with the white hating pastor that screems God Damn America which is constantly played here and why he was forgiven for the NAFTA lie. The fact that the lies are so blatent and insulting to the chicks intelligence makes this a trying time but still the chick refuses to believe. These people will now insist that all birds act in such a way as to make their reality real. Anyone that does not agree with the cocoon system will be made out to be mean and callous. They want others to pay for their reality. The republican chicks are a different breed. They see themselves as alpha male buggies so they must be fed a different type of birdseed. Their anxieties are even easier to stroke. Their boogie man is the feared outside enemy. To defeat this enemy no sacrifice is too great. The fact that the US had until recently the greatest military machine ever was not allowed to entrude into the buggies reality zone. No amount of absurdity is too much for a buggie. We are at the point this very moment that many believe that Iran is suppling the insurgents and they are wondering why are we not hitting back. It never dawns on them that if the Iranians were to give the rebels surface to air missiles there would be no helicopters in Iraq. Two candidates ran their entre campaign on this and one seems to have won. This is the loser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0E0wfShJ58

and

http://tw.video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1004116

This is the winner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAzBxFaio1I

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqGWTh_NZ-0

Sometimes it is best to have a complete band rather than a solo singer so I present this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Ag395cqUM

This little ditti is top of the charts with millions of people here. This far surpasses the cold war because the danger can be portrayed at home. This great advantage has led to complete uprooting of civil liberties here. We have had Patriot Act 1 and 2, the militaty commission Act, the repeal of the posse commitas law and the suspension of Habeas Corpus along with many more. So we have one group of children following one Pied Piper and another group of children following his twin brother Pied Piper. The fact that there is no difference between them is shown by the ease in which politicians change when it suits them. Some examples, the right wing republican Strom Thurmond was a democrat until 1964 till he realised his state was becoming republican. No problem he became a republican. Hillary Clinton was an ardent follower of right wing Barry Goldwater until she realised that it was easier as a democrat. Rudy was of course from a democrat NY background but he faced a problem. He wanted to be the federal attorney in Manhattan but Reagan was after beating the peanut farmer. No problem he became a republican. Some years ago the top republican strategist was Mary Matalin while the top democrat stratigist was James Carville. They had no problem either as they are married to one another. But still people fall for the 2 party conjob.
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29 Apr 2008

youngdan blogs

It has long been a mystery to me why people so easily become attached to politicians who are real slimy charactors. The list is so long that it must be curtailed to the most recent and local. The recent primaries offer some prime examples. Take John Edwards

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AE847UXu3Q

Now what man loves himself to this extent. He decided at the height of the campaign to do A Poverty Tour where he visited all the slums etc. This man is so detached from reality that he thinks to plebs do not know he is worth 500 million and pays more for a haircut than what they must live on for a week. He made his money as a trial lawyer sueing hospitals for birth defects that he said was the fault of the hospital. When his wife got cancer he did not pull out of the race but instead put her argueing with Ann Coullter on msnbc. To make himself look good he says his father was a mill worker. Well he was a mill manager but that would not sound as good. He is a vain man who cares for nothing but himself. However compared to Rudy he is a Saint. Rudy is a person who no decent person would stand beside. His father was not a mill manager but a legbreaker www.realchange.org/giuliani.htm - 19k all the fun there so I won't continue except to say that I have never met anybody that liked him. What allows these people to be considered as leaders even briefly is the twaddle coming out of the tv. If Bill O Reilly says Denis Kucinich is a loon then fools will believe it. Why they use the word loon is beyond me because a loon is a well thought of bird in Canada that appears on it's coinage. The twisting of the truth entails using words to mean the opposite to their real meaning. Hillary knows that if she called herself a socialist she would get nowhere so she calls herself a liberal. The meaning of the word liberal is the exact opposite to it's origonal meaning. The term conservative now means something that Barry Goldwater would not recognise. A Libertarian is described as right wing which is the exact opposite to what a libertarian is.
The Patriot Act sounds like something that a Patriot would support until you see what the letters stand for, strenghtening america by Providing Appropiate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act. This act should be called The Electronic Spying Act. No Patriot would vote for this. 1 senator out of 100 read this act and he, Russ Feingold dem from Wisconsin voted alone against it. A far right wing police state law. It amazes me that so many fall for this leftwing/rightwing divide. The text book example of right and left is Hitler/Stalin. The assumption is that they were polar opposites. You will never hear the Germans described as National Socialists because people would cop on. So one country of donkeys had to die for The Fatherland and another country of donkeys had to die for The Motherland. These fools actually believed that Hitler was concerned about them. By the time the gobadains copped on in Stalingrad the temperture was low enough to give Al Gore nightmares.

This brings me to the con job in Ireland where you have 2 identical parties with followers so doopy that they can not see the obvious. Their blind faith allows humble public servants to own estates,horses, helecopters and offshore bank accounts. We recently had a great festive holiday with parasites dispatched to China Vietnam Australia Washington and who knows where else. In a country of 4 million is there nobody to suggest that it might be wiser to bring a few investors to Ireland instead. There you have it where Bertie gets paid more than the President of the US.
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29 Apr 2008